Me Mudder 'n me, December 1938
Who tucked me in my widdle bed,
And spanked my rear till it was red?
Who lifted me up from my cozy cot,
And put me on an icy cold pot,
And made me pee if I could not?
And when the morning light had come,
In my widdle bed I'd dribble some,
Who wiped my tiny widdle bum?
Who would my hair so neatly part,
And press me gently to her heart,
And sometimes squeeze me till I'd fart?
Just couldn't resist this one, with love.