Rosanne's gift for unintentional "malapropisms" is starting to rub off on me. I take full credit for one today that cracked up even me, if I do say so myself.
By means of explanation, I had just done a special favour for Rosanne which she acknowledged by saying: "Thanks. I hope you know that every time you do something for me I love you a little more, if that's possible!"
Me: "Well, you know what they say...Abstinence makes the heart grow fonder!"
Don't know what made me think of that.