"COLON": NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT, OR PRONOUNCE IT, IT'S STILL A FUNNY NAME

Rosanne commenting on Bartolo Colon, the starting pitcher for the New York Yankees in a game against her beloved Toronto Blue Jays:

"Roberto Colon (as in intestine)?"...What a funny name!"

Me: "His name is Colon (pronounced cologne), Rosanne."

Her: "Oh, that's better."